Who should be my botw? Syl > Allison

I'm Syl and I love fat cats more than you. I'm a sarcastic cunt, but you know you love me. I'm actually not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking. If you're easily offended, don't follow me. Oh and I'm not a child, I can get the adult menu at Pizza Hut.

(Source: fuckyeahlconrad, via visitingmemorylane)

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